A childrens book with ffruit and vegtables?

i remember that i use to check out this one book. i think it was mostly a picture book and its of real fruit and vegtables with faces. i think there was an orange with a puckered face and some couliflour (i dont know how to spell that vegtable; the white version of broccoli) that was i think lamb. its a cute childrens book and i want to know the title. thanks so much and sorry for the weak discription.

Should I use a wheelchair? ?

Well I was in a wheelchair up until just recently... I have RSD/CRPS along with other medical issues too and I was in a wheelchair until I spent 6 weeks in Dallas childrens hospital and they got me out of it, but walking and everything makes my pain worse so I don't go a lot of places and do a lot because of this and at the childrens hospital all they did was make things worse because they did not know enough about RSD/CRPS! So should I just go back to using a wheelchair?

Am i being haunted by a ghost at home?

Move to a different house or get a priest to help you. Keep the holy bible with you and say the holy prayer often. Or just move to a different neighborhood. Call the Ghost hunter people from that TV show.

Do I really need a religion?

On the last day of school I was reading some of the stories from a childrens bible. None of it was making sence what so ever. It was going against all logical thinking pretty much. I got to the part about Noah's ark untill I just put it down. I feel like I need something to belive in because like what's the point of living if I don't have anything. But I'm starting to think religion is all just a stupid sham. But then again I think about what if there really is a God and what if there really is a heaven and a hell. I also think if there is a God why dosen't he just prove it to me instead of leaving me here in the dark. All my friends and my parents say you just have to have faith but it just sounds like total bull ****. I'm in between a rock and a hard place. Can someone help me out? I feel lost. I'm almost 16, sorry for the spelling I'm on my Ipod. Thanks(:

Guys describe your perfect girl?

I mean everything! phisically, psicologically everything. Be as descriptive as possible. if youre gonna write cute, good personality dont even bother. I want you to imagine yourself with the epitomy of what you would want as a girlfriend, if youre not sure just take a guess with which features youre most drawn to. also include what you would like her to like. this is just for fun (;

Does anyone believe that all the kids on childrens and teen shows have good voices?

Like all of them sing now!!! When people with actual talent bust their butt, they just try out fir a freaking childrens sitcom! Where they an edit their voices.

How can i get my ex back?

she broke up with me today at 3 in the morning and i want to get her back she went to her ex i really miss her and i have very strong feelings for her and i just cant imagine life without her i don't know what to do help please? im 16 and shes 13 btw

Cute name for a childrens secondhand clothing store?

I'm opening up a children's thrift store and would like some suggestions as to what I should name it :)

Can i give my 6 months old 25 lb. Adult benadryl?

I took him to the vet for a chek up and stuff she said it was fine to give him benadryl for allergies we tried childrens benadryl but the effect seem to be too short and we had to give him constantly. A vet friend also told us that we could give him benadryl but children but he deals with small breed and hes pretty big so i belive he can take it just need some advice. Thanks

What am I? Gay? Bisexual? Straight? Curious?

Before you label me Gay, let me tell you a little something about myself. I don’t find cute men attractive, I don’t find pretty men attractive, I don’t find gay men attractive. I don’t find long hair men attractive. I find straight handsome men attractive, somebody who’s in their late 30’s to early 40’s looks like a father figure and respect ladies. Some of these handsome men I can think of are George Clooney, Bruce Willis, Greg Kinnear, Hugh Laurie, Jason Statham, Linden Ashby, and Matthew Perry in 2004 from friends. This all started when I was in middle school, specifically the 6th grade. I had a white male teacher who was handsome, and he has a wife. His wife was pretty and during class, I would imagined the handsome teacher having sex with his wife and her giving him oral while he finishes her off. Up until now, I’m 23 years old, I still have these thoughts and feelings. The thing is, I never dream or had thought about having sex with a man. I never even wanna date a man. I always like women. I don’t know if this is a sign of being gay or is just simple “fetish.” I am very confused about my sexual orientation because I can get really turned on by a handsome man more than a pretty woman. Usually when I see a straight handsome man, I would lust about him having sex with a really attractive woman. “But if I find out that man is gay then the fantasy stops.” Am I weird? Would I be labeled as bisexual? Someday, I’m pretty sure I’m going to be marrying a woman when I’m older.

Can someone seriously interpret this dream for me?

you're probably not over him and you have not found a way to have closure on what ever relationship y'all had i think y'all need to sit down and talk about what is bothering you and tell him how feel, and maybe y'all can be friends if y'all are not already and meet his wife and kids etc, and maybe you will feel better, but i am not saying you will, but having an affair with him is not going to be good at all, it would completely mess up the relationship :) answer my question please

P&S:Have you ever discriminated against someone?

Imagine that a street gang notorious for wearing purple shirts has robbed and murdered several hundred people in your town. If a man wearing a purple shirt just rang your doorbell, would you answer it?

Super nervous for work this summer?

I got a job to work at camp this summer but I'm really anxious. I've worked two years so far and this will be my third. I'm not nervous about my performance. I'm nervous about people. I won't go into details but I embarrased myself to say the least. I also don't have any friends from the staff because it was just awkward for them and for me. I'm not good with peope and never was, while everyone else are old time buddies. (I'm like the new kid on the block because I didn't go to camp as a camper that much.) I imagine sitting alone and shaking (literally) hoping that no one is judging me. What shoud i do?

Does this look like a fake Abercrombie too you?

Yes it is real. It's a kid sweatshirt, but you can also just get them from abercrombiekids.com in the girls section, and look at the hoodies in the sale section. they're probably cheaper.

Gorilla radiation testing scenario?

Making a story on a gorilla and chimp with super human strength and brain power. but they were affected by radiation. how can i make a scenario were they would be exposed to high doses of radiation?

Should the expense for childrens braces come from child support?

Dead honest, I don't know. I highly suggest you get your support paperwork clarified. Are the children covered by the VA? Could they get their braces through them or something? Legally I can not advise you. Morally I think you should pay half.

Do you agree with the Chris Christie smack down of this liberal?

The Far Right will love it b/c it will seem "genuine" to them, when in fact he is just fighting a strawman and being a jerk. The woman doesn't really care why he puts his kids in private school. She just wonders why he wants to slash funding for public schools. If he wasn't intent on hurting public schools then the question wouldn't have even been asked. Now he can just dodge that question by saying, "none of your business". But he can't welcome questions from his constituents and then put them down. That's just rude and obnoxious.

Nurse school to become Registered nurse. Australia?

Im 17 and grade 11. At the moment im doing childrens services cert.2 and psycology and socialology, and health and college. I want to be a RN and start a course to be able to do it soon. Im also pregnant with the baby being due november. will it be hard going to nurse school with a baby and in australia how do you go about becoming an RN. Do you have to do Bachelor of nursing first.?

Kids with same letter names?

I think its no big deal. Something like that wouldnt signify that one or two arent special. If you had Sienna, Lilly and Gert, then I think little baby Gert would feel bad.

Should we date is it a good thing ?

Ok so im a woman and best friends with a man.we met in work and became so close told each-other everything he was almost like a brother to me!.He is a single father of two children.We went on a date last weekend with his children it was really fun and then afterwards he got a babysitter and brought me out to a restaurant which surprised me as i thought the date finished when we were done with the kids .which was very thoughtful :) but it was in the restaurant he actually began act strange like kinda panicky? then when we were on our way out before we got to the car he began bursting out feelings and told me before he liked me but now he loves me for over a year now and that i never noticed his feelings and he wanted a relationship but was afraid of me saying no and cares about me and so on . and i didn't know what to say he wasn't drunk either i was gobsmacked didn't say anything so all i did was kiss then he dropped me home and i thanked him and bblah bla blah! NOW he has been avoiding me and hasn't called because i think he thinks i rejected him i also think i gave him the wrong impression that i didn't like him i just never said anything as i never knew he was ever interested i really like him too .i know he hasn't dated in years or had a relationship and has always done the best for his kids.there mother isn't in there lives at all.This guy i know him with over 6 years hes the best friend you could ever have and his kids are so friendly and so well brought up i think i ruined it.what do i do i havent heard from him since saturday night?Also is it a good thing to get in a relationship with a close friend i dont want to deel im invading his childrens space either? Thanks for any help :)

Parents stealing and destroying childrens property?

I think that it is legal... but it very very very disrespectful... I think you should have a talk with them about how you are not only they're child but a person just like them, who has priorities and you try to please them to the best of your abilities... Say that you don't like them destroying your things anymore then they would like you destroying theirs

Can i give childrens mapap genericfor (tylenol) to my dog?

Seems like my dog is in pain....or hes just not to hyper..the heat has been outa control....and i think hes in pain... because hes just not all hyper and happy as usual....so can i give my dog mapap...what dose?

Creationists: How can you expect people to take you seriously when you say things like this?

I have read and heard many things that that from fundies, but there are also trolls out there saying things like that to make fundies look like idiots. They need little help, but you cannot tell the difference from fundies who have no clue and trolls laughing their heads off.

Is this welfare fraud? pleease help!!!?

So my childrens father was put into prison and his mother who i barley know since they are not close,told me that me and my kids could rent two rooms from her to be in the same city he was sent too, being a single parent and my baby being newborn i applied for assistance, they asked if I was related to landlord i said no, because I AM nOT, my kids are by blood but not me. So is this fraud to be renting from my kids fathers mother? I did not tell DSS that it is my boyfriends mother, they barley talk, and she is not nice and strict landlord i did not lie she is not related to me, just kinda worried it has been 8 months and no issuse but bothers me and i am afraid to say anything to worker and get in trouble , Please help, if anyone out there is a social worker please help me is this fraud????? Can i get in trouble if they do find out she is my childrens blood relitive and i did not voulenteer the info. HELP PLEASE ....... stressed in ny!

If u were a professional performer what song would u want to cover in front of ur own fan base?

i think that hey jude is the ultimate choice.. i feel like that song is so much more than what the lyrics mean, to me its a song that humanity can all sing along to nd feel that music is the only thing that truly matters...just imagine bein the one on stage nd havin all in front u singing the build up....this wud be so awesome at a festival

Could they call childrens aid on my parents?

The hospital hooked me up with this contact group , because i was suicidal , I lied to them because I was afraid they would call children's aid . Is my parents not really noticing me and not noticing I steal alcohol from them and sneak out till like 4 am, and I cut myself. They also have been verbally abusive before and I guess mentally abusive as well . They are getting me to talk to some one , if I told them would they call childrens aid and take me away ?

Genie grants you one wish?

Only one, only rule is you cannot ask for more wishes. Your wish will come true just as you imagined it...

Need a attitude reply with a fb status...any genius?

The other day my friend asked me to come for a movie...i said well if i get time...sure(i am much much busy these days)...but then i got so bloody busy the whole day that i just couldnt go...so i sent a apology message to him sayin i am really sorry...i knew he is angry..but i apologised...all he said is Never Mind...the next day i bought all the tickets and then texted him ..care for a movie break???...his reply...Fck off!!..now just imagine how does that feel huh...so i need a facebook status to give him damn reply that its not my fault...it should be something really with attitude..like this one..."for all who people who have great attitudes..my middle finger gives you a standing ovation"...P,S dont try and tell me that he is right or sometihing like that...just give me a status

My friend keeps ditching me for her boyfriend? & we're fighting...?

You won't sound like a whiny kid, just explain to her how she would feel if it were her. Say, "How would you feel if I just canceled our plans to go hang out with my boyfriend. Then how would you feel?" Things like that. Put her in your shoes! If she doesn't apologize to you, she's not worth it. Good luck!

Hotels and Shopping information in China Guangzhou?

I am looking for 3 star hotels in Guangzhou. I need something that is high is standards, suitable for a 6 month baby to stay in, good location without any pollution, a walking distance to clothing stores. Also where in Guangzhou can i shop for adult clothes, childrens cothes, soft furnishings, black hair extensions, hair products, kids toys, fashion accessories, watches and handbags, furniture, electronics, crafts and beads supplies? Do i have to book for a hotel online or i can do that at the Guangzhou airport? How is crime rate in China Guangzhou?

Why do I feel people are less happy these days?

Yea me too. Maybe it's Because with all the technology and stuff like drugs people turn to them for happiness instead of each other or just the world itself. Peoples mentality are slowly getting distorted because of the influence in the media which makes most people think that a happy life is all about money, fame, and body. So yea lol I'm only 14 and I notice that too

Anyone see that funny Toshiba commercial?

I lmfao'd. It was with the laptop. And that guy imagined like the laptop fell down, so he had to recharge it and when he put the plug into like this power box it took out the whole city. So theres these two dudes and one of them goes to the fridge and smells the milk (turns out to be foul) and drinks it and turns into a zombie. Then he bites his friend and then that leads to a zombie apocalypse. lol

Weird what do you think about this?

Let's just say that a few weeks ago I found myself in a very deep meditative state. I felt myself slowly being separated from the room I was in. It was as if I had been a two-dimensional being all my life, and suddenly I had stepped off the screen into a more three-dimensional space. Maybe it would be better described as a fourth dimension? I don't know. The objects in the room were all the same, yet different. The way in which I became separated was very interesting to me. The room seemed to slightly pixelate in the process, as if it had not been "real" all along, as if it had been programed. As I was sinking deeper and deeper into the dark caverns of my consciousness, I found myself in an unexpected place. Although I could still see the room around me, I was looking at it through what I would describe as a spherical wall of screens. To help you imagine it, think of the way a bee or a fly might see the world through it's hundreds of eyes.I was standing (though not physically) in a dark center of space surrounded by these "screens", and I saw the room. I got the sense that this was the "control center" of my mind. Time had completely stopped. Time was irrelevant. A minute or an hour could have passed, and I would not be able to tell you which was true. I was in the midst of eternity. I felt something else was with me. It wasn't physical, but I could feel it's presence close to me. I want to say that it was separate from me, but I suddenly realized that I was it, and it it was me. I asked it to tell me why I was shown this place. It told me that sometimes it needed to remind itself where it had come from and what it's purpose on earth was. It told me it had left small clues in our world to help us remember where it came from and why. Suddenly I was thrown even deeper into space only to find myself (my consciousness) floating above an incredible sight.In the middle of dark space I witnessed something unexpected. I'm not quite sure how to even begin to describe it. I'm not sure words in the English language exist that would be adequate to describe what I saw. In fact while I was deep in it, I thought to myself "How the hell do I describe this when I'll want to explain to someone what I saw???" but I will try. I witnessed our universe being born and reborn over and over and over again at very high speeds. It wasn't like the "big bang", it was more like a loop that constantly turned inside out. It was like the shape of an inverse-rotating donut, or I suppose what some would describe as the symbol for "infinity". It was a giant, infinite fractal. This Universe was not what we believe it to be. It performed a function, and that function was to constantly generate new possibilities. Much like computers in our world (though extraordinarily/severely basic in comparison) the Universe was like a giant calculator/generator producing infinite possibilities through complex mathematical equations.There was a strong presence/consciousness hanging over it. This "calculator/computer" Universe was the creation of this consciousness, and it overlooked every single little action with incredible yet effortless and tireless concentration. I suppose that this presence is the thing to which many people refer to as "God". I felt a oneness with this being. I finally understood that I was it, it was me, it was you, it was the grass, it was the rock, it was the ant, the bird, the wind, the sky, the earth,.... it was everything. It was love, hate, anger, sadness, it was us. Imagine yourself being cut into a quadrillion pieces, and those individual pieces being able to have experiences of their own, separate from the whole. According to my vision that's what our world is. The world and all of us, we are IT. Since I realized what an important moment this was, I did not want to miss asking the big question. My question was "How did you come to be? Where did this start?" It replied in a form of exchanging a thought in my mind, and the answer was that it simply WAS. It just IS. It did not know why or how, in fact it did not care for why or how, it didn't feel the need to know why or how, it just WAS. Since we humans experience a "beginning" and an "end" on this earth via birth and death, it is very difficult for us to imagine something having no beginning and no end. It seems inconceivable, much like the idea of infinity, something without an end. We try to imagine it, but we struggle to come to terms with the fact that something may not have an end or a beginning. I can't say I felt satisfied by that answer for the reason I mentioned just now, but I accepted it. My next question was why we were here. Understanding came to me in the form of seeing. In a manner of speaking it split itself into an incomprehensible number of pieces in order to learn. It was like an enormous calculator

HELP! My sons father is taking me to court for FULL CUSTODY!!?

I am 22 year old single mother of a 2 year old boy, my sons father is 23 years old and we both have shared custody of our son but here is the problem.. He is taking me to court for FULL CUSTODY I got a knock on my door at around 11AM in the morning from his LITTLE SISTER giving me court papers and I didn't handle it very well so I broke down crying infront of her and asking her why she stated for me to ask her brother. The papers showed that he filed for court on me on MAY 12, But I got the papers MAY 31st !!! He gave it to me late notice and court was about 26 days away from that date, I have court on June 30th at 11AM. I live in Canada Toronto, Ontario. I breastfed my son for 5 months, I lived with my mother since my son was 1 years old and then got my own apartment after that but before that i was living with my mother and she was helping me with everything, I took my son to all his doctors appointments, I had him full time since he was 3 months old and after that his father had him for the weekends I was nice enough to do that for him, He NEVER PAYED CHILD SUPPORT only until we had an incident that happened on my sons birthday when I punched my sons father in the face because he said something horrible to me that I couldn't take in, him and his sister both forcefully took me out of the car (his sisters car) and tried driving off wiht my son in the car I called the police and the call turned out on me because him and sister stated i punched him in the face while she was driving and me and my son were in the back seat. The police asked them if they wanted to press charges on me and they said No, and they asked if my sons father was paying child support and he said no and they said he needs to start! I am not going to lie and say that did not happen it did but i appologized but because she told the police that they got childrens aid involved but the lady came to my house hold and she seen that my apartment was CLEAN there was food in the FRIDGE AND CUBBOARDS, and that my son was well taken care of. I am not rich I am on assistant since I WAS a full time mother. in December my sons father took my son to MEXICO he begged me and I told him no (reason because i felt my son was to young of age and i was afraid of all the sickness or dangers he can go through) he got his parents who reside in Mexico to call me and I said yes because they were begging for about an hour on the phone) I signed the papers for him to leave the country just to be nice. before that in October 2010 he automatically took my son from me full time and put him in daycare without my consent! and I ended up having him on the weekends ever since and still do. I missed some weekends but only because I am looking for work! I haven't found work yet but I am trying and I want my son to be with me Mon-Fri and his fathers to have him on the weekends I am a good mother there is no reason for me to not have my son, I do not do drugs or alcohol or believe in abuse! He has money I am on welfare how will I win this case my sons fathers girlfirend (that he cheated on me with when i was 7 and half months pregnant is on the daycare papers and she picks my son up from daycare. I don't work and my sons father lives with his sisters in a condo and works a 9-5 Job so I have no clue of why he wants my son full time I can have more time with my son as I do not work! he lied on the court papers and said my house is DIRTY, I have no FOOD, and that my hallway stinks of marijuana (my neighbors smoke alllllll daay) and stinks up the hallway. My house is CLEAN, and I do have food in the fridge I make sure to put breakfast lunch and dinner on the table at ALL times when my son is with me! I spoke with my sons father and he even appologized to me for assuming that i do not have food and all that stuff but he said he wants mondays to fridays and that he wants me to have weekends, but on the court papers he put SOLE CUSTODY and said I can only have SUPERVISED VISITS as if I am some crack head or something! Even my mother had to tell him he is in the wrong but he is doing this for his girlfirend and his sisters because if he was doing what was best for his son he would know mom is best for fulltime care giver! he even put the incident of when I punched him in his face on the court papers !! I spoke with him the other day and he said he would not take me to court if we can have a decent agreement so instead of going looking for a lawyer I left it alone, but he told me just 2 days ago that he will be taking me and that he will see me in court and that he has a GOOD lawyer and that I do too and I told him I don't have a lawyer and he said oh well see you there and hanged up on me ! Court is on thursday.........I have NO Lawyer, No nothing.. the onlly thing I have is witness what am I to do and I haven't seen my son in 2 weeks he is KEEPING MY SON FROM ME! I feel like breaking down what am I to do what can I do they

Would the TSA cavity search every single passenger in order to safe 1 human life?

And would such a violation be worth the single life? Imagine the trauma that rape victims would have to go through, after being told they have no choice but to have someone search inside their bodies. They would be stunned by fear into compliance, so don't think that every single one of them would turn and leave the airport (because they could be fined if they do, as the TSA claims to have the right to.)

If i don't have asperger syndrome then what do i have!~?

hi i'm a 14 year old male and i have terrible social skills especially on the phone (i'll go hi how are you doing then go blank afterwards), anytime i talk to someone stupid and random things come out of my mouth, i'm super smart and i'm a little bit funny, and i get obssessed on one or two things (like a cartoon or something) until i get really bored and move on...i also still imagine stuff and play with coathangers (wave them around like swords) i asked a couple of times here about this and i heard that i may not have asperger syndrome but then what do i have!?!

I lost a wrestling match to my family's pet chimpanzee and its a GIRL! Should I give up my man card? lmao?

You have a pet chimpanzee? WOW. :P anyway, no its not shameful that she managed to wrestle you out quick. Chimpanzees are pretty strong, really. I don't think you would be able to hang from trees and swing your whole weight tree to tree, would you? ;) So relax, its nothing to worry about, it was her instinct to get in a monkey fight with you, and they are much stronger, male or female, so just .....relax :)

Should I consider giving our dog to our mother-in-law because she bites and their is a toddler around?

It is lack of training by her owner why she is biting. She could have some other issues too. I say ask a professional dog trainer, such as Victoria Stilwell. Her website is a href="http://positively.com/" rel="nofollow"http://positively.com//a

Names for two opposing Fox territories for my book?

Do you want different names distinguishing each "territory" or each "tribe" of fox? Because they could be a little different.

Do our pet dogs see us as a "Family Unit" or a "Pack with a Hierarchy"?

Do our pet dogs see us more of a family unit rather than a pack with a hierarchy or both? I've just been wondering about this question for awhile now but do our pet dogs see us as their pack leaders and still have that instinct that their wild cousins the wolves have like dogs see us as their pack leaders and have us guide them threw things, etc. or lost their "wolf" instinct that they needed to survive in the wild or do they just see us as a member of the family or both? I've even saw something on this dog documentary about our pet dogs doing stuff their "own" wild cousins and our "wild" relatives couldn't do like dogs like us to guide them to things just like our own human offspring does were as a wolf or a chimp or any animal for that matter doesn't give a damn what we want them to do for us even though we can train wild animals and it's possible but dogs could do much more things than any other animal on the planet can't do but back to my question: does dogs see us a family unit or a pack with hierarchy?

What can i do about writing a book and getting it published?

i wanna write a childrens book. is flash a good way to illustrate it? also, how can i get it published and will it cost money? thanks

Runner's addiction symptoms?

I get pains in my arms and chest when I am due for a run. I allow myself to run once every 3 days and by the third day the pain starts and I get headaches. I also get sluggish and moody. While running, the endorphins kick in and I can feel the pain go away. After I run, I feel awesome. Has anyone ever heard of such strong physical withdrawal symptoms from running? It's like being addicted to drugs for me. I've never done drugs, but I imagine this is what it is like.

Is this exhibition a bit of a fairytale for the artist?

It is art. But there is poor art and there is a "High Art". Those balloon creations do not fit in the realms of high art. It is like black velvet paintings and cheap sex. It's nice but it doesn't qualify for a curator's attention.

Do you think twins are creepy or cool?

I'm a fraternal twin...(I couldn't imagine what it'd be like living without my brother)...but I wish I was an identical twin. It would be so cool!

Organizational tips for childrens home library?

What I did with our bookshelfs is bought some of the name tags that you usually tape to a child's desk, and label them as "Reference" "Young Readers" "Young Adult" "Children" "Bible" and so forth. If you have more room you could label the Reference section into smaller sections, such as "Sewing" "Astronomy" "Gardening", etc. It would be a big project, ask the kids to help out and get it done in a weekend. Good luck!

The NY Yankees hottest/best team in baseball!!?

When they come back, they'll be so hot, that they'll probably be better than the phillies, and I think they're gonna be the team who's gonna surprise everyone and win a world series. GO YANKEES!! Die hard fan since the day I was born

Am I crazy because I hate imagining myself like this -->?

I see moms & I even see my own mom and think to myself "I don't want to end up like that". By that I mean, most mothers seem to start neglecting themselves after they have children & honestly that scares me because I'm afraid just having kids & a husband and having a boring job and a normal house & everything ..... just being typical... scares the heck of me because I don't want to be that. I feel awful saying it but I really don't. I mean, I want a husband & some day kids but I'm just afraid I'll get bored with my life or something......

Should I use a wheelchair again? ?

Well I have RSD/CRPS along with other medical issues too and I was in a wheelchair until I spent 6 weeks in Dallas childrens hospital and they got me out of it, but walking and everything makes my pain worse and at the childrens hospital all they did was make things worse! So should I just go back to using a wheelchair?

Why do tax brackets work this way why is it that a Rich/Wealthy person the first few 000 dollars may be taxed?

Your question is too long. The simple answer to a lot of this is that even Democrats know that there is a point where it is counterproductive to tax at a higher rate.

It is dangerous to live with a man who have HIV?

No not really as long as he's under the right medication n along as his blood doesn't contact the children's (broken skin, sexual areas (which obviously it shudn't ) ect) kisses are fine n touching the skin is a great barrier n Isn't gna to crumble against a virus

How do i have a pet baby chimpanzee in a dorm?

i raise baby chimps until they are 5 years old, males begin puberty at around age 5. i have a 2 year old chimpanzee right now as a pet. i know this isnt aloud in dorms, but how easy would it be to hide it in a dorm so that it isnt caught during dorm inspections. its small, about 3 feet tall.

Do you know what Man's purpose in this world is?

You Baboon-Chimps are supposed to be food for the Panthers, Crocodiles, and Mosquitoes! Now stop defying the niche that the great Gaia intended for you!

Runner's addiction symptoms?

I get pains in my arms and chest when I am due for a run. I allow myself to run once every 3 days and by the third day the pain starts and I get headaches. I also get sluggish and moody. While running, the endorphins kick in and I can feel the pain go away. After I run, I feel awesome. Has anyone ever heard of such strong physical withdrawal symptoms from running? It's like being addicted to drugs for me. I've never done drugs, but I imagine this is what it is like.

Would you do the Numa Numa dance in front of one billion people for a billion dollars?

Imagine that everyone gave $1 to you to see you dance. Since there are a billion people there, you get a billion dollars for dancing. Would you do it?

Why does Nicki Minaj call herself a chimp with bananas in her song?

she has a remix with kesa and brittany spear,,, in it she calls herself a "chimp with bananas on the side" Isnt that a racist comment?? why is she putting herself dwn ?

Can I teach dance at 15?

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Lion vs Chimps, who would win?

The adult chimps would win because they will pick up big stones and throw them at the lion until it goes away.

OPINIONS, should homosexual be allow kiss in public?

Should it be behind closed doors for the sake of out childrens childhoods or is gay way to go. Onions please

Am I bi-sexual ? helpp?

Im a 15 year old girl. I've had boyfriends before and am sexually attracted to guys for the most part , but for some reason I feel like I might like girls too. I kinda feel like i could be way more emotionally attracted to girls then guys. but then way more sexually attracted to guys then girls. It's really confusing & I dont know what to do /: I also kinda feel like I might have feelings for my bestfriend, and i'm pretty sure shes not even bi. I don't wanna feel like a creeper or anything liking her because she isn't bi && I couldnt even imagine telling her I think I like her. I don't even like thinking about it because I hate the fact of thinking im actually bi-sexual. I just don't know what to do. Adviceee ?

Are there any UK zoo's/sanctuarys where you can get up close/play/feed monkeys?

Realise the answer is probably no but just read 'Last chance to see' and Stephen Fry and Mark Cawardine get to play with chimps and would love to do the same. Ive heard of Trentham monkey forest where you can literally get close to them but I think the wardens move the monkeys along if they get too close. Especially any replies where you get the opportunity to feed and play with them. If not any chances abroad. Thx in advance for any replies.

Fellow misanthropes, how do you feel about earlier species of Hominids?

I personally hate the Homos, and I'm glad that most of them are extinct! Those ugly, hairless bipedal Apes must have looked very out of place in the natural wilderness, and they were already infesting lands where they didn't belong long before they even evolved into modern Humans. They certainly had the same murderous & evil nature as the living specimens considering the evidence for cannibalism by Neanderthals, as well as the violent tendencies of their closest living relatives. I just wish that the one species left which has finally caused the damage that the rest of their genus has had sick dreams of would hurry up and blow themselves up to join their Baboon-Chimp cousins in hell!

Need help finding a bible? HELP!?

Well go to mass. The average Catholic would hear majority of the bible in 3 years of mass. That said if you want to study I recommend you get the Ignatious press study bible (NT only) or the Life Teen bible. Both are great readable translations that give insights on what to look for and to reflect upon.

Childrens partys planned for you?

The ability to spell "parties," for a start, which would suggest that they had at least done the most basic reading about what they were pretending to be knowledgeable about.

Are humans descended from Chimps or do chimps and humans have a common ancestor? What is that ancester?

Also what was the very first mammal that we all evolved from? What did that original mammal evolve from? Was it a reptile?

What ever happened to tat lady who was attacked by that chimpenze? remember the chimp was in tv ads!?

she was friends with the whitchy lady who had the chimp! also, the lady attacked had her face ripped off!

What is this childrens book?

I vaguely remember the details but I do remember that it was sort of a journal of a girl on earth. One day her parents tell her to pack up everything as the earth is destroyed and then they go onto a new planet. I think the planet was covered with undiscovered creatures and was very green. But then I think that at the end it turned out to be a dream but I'm not sure Anybody know the name of this children's book?

Should I call him back and tell him I have the same feelings for him? He thinks I rejected him!?

Obviously you have to tell him, he thinks he's made a fool of himself and has ruined your friendship.

I am funny? I can make you laugh? see my jokes?

I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"

I need help with my dad making me do martial arts?

i've been doing korean martial arts for six years and i just received my black belt (cho dan) with months of hard work. he's basically been forcing me to go for the past years, he even did martial arts after me, hes now been doing it for four years. we've discussed this before but he just hates the idea that i don't want to do it anymore or even that i just want to do it less. it makes me so angry and sad that this art takes up most of my during school days to do other things like maybe do homework at decent time. as a matter of fact i want to learn other martial arts even. at my studio we do lot and lot of forms and robotic defensive techniques and knife defenses where they attempt to strike you with one technique and stop for you so you can do whatever you want to them. i've sparred with my friends who have minimal training and lose. dad tells me that when i become a dan i start to realize the applications of forms but does it seriously take 6 years of training to learn how to defend yourselves. i know you have to imagine opponents but it comes nothing close to the real thing. i want to become the worlds best martial artist but i think i need far more diversity of skills. we live far from our dojang so as soon as we get home from school i have to get ready and leave. my dads just an angry guy, idk i guess i have no choice but to be a shrimp and just give up my dreams and have no skills in combat but i would really appreciate it if my problem can be solved some how.

Baby Food Question For Seven Months?

Hi, I have a seven month old son, and he will be eight months on July 10th. So He is crawling and sitting up good, and he is trying to pull up a little. Is it okay, would you imagine to feed him the second and third stage Gerber Baby food? Since Second stages is for sitters (he is sitting) and third stages is for crawling (he is crawling, also), It should be okay, right??

After what happened to Charla Nash, why is anyone in the U.S. allowed to keep a chimp at home?

It is well known that chimpanzees are physically stronger and fiercer than human beings are. In light of this knowledge, why are people allowed to keep chimps in their homes where they can potentially escape and hurt or kill innocent people? A home is not a zoo, so a homeowner should not be allowed to keep a chimp at a private residence in a residential neighborhood. Charla Nash was left blind, disfigured, and without hands after 'Travis' the chimp, a neighbor's pet, freaked out for no reason and brutally attacked her. I can't believe there has been no legislation banning the private ownership of chimps in residential neighborhoods following this grisly attack.

Why is Philip Johnson considered a brilliant hero among many anti-evolution Christians when he says things....?

The guy has never counted chromosomes. There are very specific genetic reasons why humans and chimps cannot interbreed. But people who are ignorant lap up that kind of cr4p without bothering their tiny minds with a single thought of, "Say what?"

What is this bug larvae worm thing in my popcorn?

I accidentally grew maggots once! I thing that's what it was. Fruit flies (those little tiny things that fly around bananas as they get old) can lay eggs. I think there is a cycle that gets carried out over a period of time, but the eggs hatch and then something else happens and then the maggots appear. They have to have ideal conditions for this to occur, tike the right temperature and a source of food, I've read usually a starch. Anyway, that's probably what it was and I am very sorry it was in your popcorn!

If i get pregnant do i have any say/rights if the father gets to be in her/his life?

By that I mean if I don't want him in my life/childrens. If I want to raise the child by myself without him. Do they have a law that says that a female that is pregnant has the choice to let the father be in their lives or not? I'm not pregnant fyi I just want to know.

I have a test I am studying for and cant find all the answers can someone help with these 5 questions please?

im not A Science Expert but look in your text book read the chapter and the answers should be in there or in your notes if you have some

Allergies question in 3 year old?

my 3.5 year old daughter came home and her allergies are kicking her butt, eyes are really puffy and really whinny.. i gave her 1 tsp of childrens allegra allergy liquid medicaton and its not helping. was wondering if i can give her benadrayl on top of it. i gave her the allegra at 5:30pm mountain time. my neighbor gave me some children benadryl and i compared the active and inactive ingredients and they have nothing that is the same. what do you think? she was in a house that they smoke in and we are a smoke free house, could she be allergic to the smoke? could it be jus thte smoke? any thing helps thanks

Can anyone identify this strange bug I found today at my childrens school?

It was about 2 inches long, was mainly red with a little stripe of purple, Long Yellow legs and antennae. Also looked like it had a menacing stinger! It was very unusual to see it in Yorkshire as it looked very tropical! I have got a photo but not sure how to attach it onto here. I really want to find out what it was!!

What's the difference between monkeys and chimps?

Monkeys is the general term for primates that are not apes or prosimians. a chimp is a species of ape. so a chimp is not a monkey technically.

Advice needed about childrens father ?

You are doing all you can do. i am in a similar situation with my daughters real mother. she keeps coming and going and it really upsets her. they will work out whether they want him in their life in the end. they arent going to be too impressed if he keeps this up. good luck with it. hope for their sake he wakes up to himself very soon...

Can you help me figure out why I can't sleep?

i dont get much sleep either. i smoke marijuana though. a couple rips before bed and a bag of doritos later im passed out like a rock.

Can you win microsoft points at dave and busters?

Hi, I haven't been to a d and b in a few years.I imagine there isnt going to be anything much of value to win however it would be cool if I could win ms points.Anybody ever spot them?Thanks in advance!!!

I wanna become a rapper, do you think I Can? Tell me what you guys think?

I don't know if you'd be a good rapper but the lyrics are okay i guess. I'm more into pop. Do good in school, don't lay all the eggs in one basket okay? make sure your taken care of

Should I be worried about my boyfriend going to college?

I trust him, I really do. He's like my best friend and I don't think I believe he'd do anything to hurt me. I'm not afraid of him cheating so much (in fact, I find the idea pretty ridiculous), but I am scared he'll fall for someone else or "grow out of me" or whatever. We've been together almost a year, and in the fall he's going off to college an hour away, while I still have two years left of high school. He says there's nothing to worry about, and he's never given me any reason not to trust him or his feelings for me (he's been the best boyfriend I could have imagined). Still, he means so much to me that I can't help but be scared.

Examples in history or science of big results or differences that result from small changes changes?

I'm trying to find stories and examples in history of small changes that were made that led to big changes or big results or big differences, whether it's an invention or a process or whatever. For example, human DNA is very similar to chimp DNA, but it makes a major difference. Can you think of examples of small changes or differences that lead to major results or differences? Perhaps a company that made a small change that led to massive success. Or maybe a sports team that made a small change in their strategy and then won a championship, etc. Thanks!

Jehovah's Wittnesses...I've Got A Dillema For You?

The jehovah's witnesses were created by a secret society called skull and bones. They are almost satanic. But they may be the real religion

Weird what do you think about this?

Let's just say that a few weeks ago I found myself in a very deep meditative state. I felt myself slowly being separated from the room I was in. It was as if I had been a two-dimensional being all my life, and suddenly I had stepped off the screen into a more three-dimensional space. Maybe it would be better described as a fourth dimension? I don't know. The objects in the room were all the same, yet different. The way in which I became separated was very interesting to me. The room seemed to slightly pixelate in the process, as if it had not been "real" all along, as if it had been programed. As I was sinking deeper and deeper into the dark caverns of my consciousness, I found myself in an unexpected place. Although I could still see the room around me, I was looking at it through what I would describe as a spherical wall of screens. To help you imagine it, think of the way a bee or a fly might see the world through it's hundreds of eyes.I was standing (though not physically) in a dark center of space surrounded by these "screens", and I saw the room. I got the sense that this was the "control center" of my mind. Time had completely stopped. Time was irrelevant. A minute or an hour could have passed, and I would not be able to tell you which was true. I was in the midst of eternity. I felt something else was with me. It wasn't physical, but I could feel it's presence close to me. I want to say that it was separate from me, but I suddenly realized that I was it, and it it was me. I asked it to tell me why I was shown this place. It told me that sometimes it needed to remind itself where it had come from and what it's purpose on earth was. It told me it had left small clues in our world to help us remember where it came from and why. Suddenly I was thrown even deeper into space only to find myself (my consciousness) floating above an incredible sight.In the middle of dark space I witnessed something unexpected. I'm not quite sure how to even begin to describe it. I'm not sure words in the English language exist that would be adequate to describe what I saw. In fact while I was deep in it, I thought to myself "How the hell do I describe this when I'll want to explain to someone what I saw???" but I will try. I witnessed our universe being born and reborn over and over and over again at very high speeds. It wasn't like the "big bang", it was more like a loop that constantly turned inside out. It was like the shape of an inverse-rotating donut, or I suppose what some would describe as the symbol for "infinity". It was a giant, infinite fractal. This Universe was not what we believe it to be. It performed a function, and that function was to constantly generate new possibilities. Much like computers in our world (though extraordinarily/severely basic in comparison) the Universe was like a giant calculator/generator producing infinite possibilities through complex mathematical equations.There was a strong presence/consciousness hanging over it. This "calculator/computer" Universe was the creation of this consciousness, and it overlooked every single little action with incredible yet effortless and tireless concentration. I suppose that this presence is the thing to which many people refer to as "God". I felt a oneness with this being. I finally understood that I was it, it was me, it was you, it was the grass, it was the rock, it was the ant, the bird, the wind, the sky, the earth,.... it was everything. It was love, hate, anger, sadness, it was us. Imagine yourself being cut into a quadrillion pieces, and those individual pieces being able to have experiences of their own, separate from the whole. According to my vision that's what our world is. The world and all of us, we are IT. Since I realized what an important moment this was, I did not want to miss asking the big question. My question was "How did you come to be? Where did this start?" It replied in a form of exchanging a thought in my mind, and the answer was that it simply WAS. It just IS. It did not know why or how, in fact it did not care for why or how, it didn't feel the need to know why or how, it just WAS. Since we humans experience a "beginning" and an "end" on this earth via birth and death, it is very difficult for us to imagine something having no beginning and no end. It seems inconceivable, much like the idea of infinity, something without an end. We try to imagine it, but we struggle to come to terms with the fact that something may not have an end or a beginning. I can't say I felt satisfied by that answer for the reason I mentioned just now, but I accepted it. My next question was why we were here. Understanding came to me in the form of seeing. In a manner of speaking it split itself into an incomprehensible number of pieces in order to learn. It was like an enormous calculator

Chimps, Apes, Gorillas and Monkeys...how do they rank on the "Spiritual, Evolutionary ladder?

We have all seen the series of pictures of humans gradually walking upright into a homo sapiens. But nothing on the monkey series which might explain when God put a soul into the creature.

Opinions on these triplet names!?

I like the names, but I'm not a big fan of Ava or Cheryl. It's a very very popular name. I like Irena better.

Chimps are more intelligent than humans(Fact which all humans should accept)..?

this is why I do not believe in evolution. If we evolved from apes, why are apes not evolving into humans,and why are there still apes that have not changed? yes, apes are probably very smart but are unable to use their intelligence in social situations like we are,

Of course humans are more related to chimps?

How else can we explain the unpredictable and vicious nature of chimpanzees? Maybe if we were more related with gorillas instead, we'd be a much more peaceful race...

Ex-husband assumed this 4th of July weekend was his. It's not. Now he's filing paperwork with the courts.?

When the courts are involved things get a lot more intense. The courts will definitely make you split the driving. Normally one parents drops off and the other picks up. Also, now more than ever, fathers have more rights than they used to. Most likely what will happen if it goes to court is that one parent gets the kids for the school year and the other gets them for summer or every other weekend including holidays and summer. Either way, his chance of getting the entire summer is EXTREMELY high since you have the kids during the school year. I think it is best if you two worked it out without going to court. If the court does make a ruling, it will be a pain in the rear to have to go back and change the custody arrangements once it is already made. Just let him take the kids for this weekend and save yourself the headache. Good luck!!

Can a person catch a cold from a chimp, or vise versa?

A primate can catch a cold from a human (Since we're more or less the same species). I was on work experience working with monkeys and I was asked if I had a cold before going in with them, since they can catch the virus.

Women what would you do if your bf or husband admitted this to you?

I'd think that there's more to the story. Like something is really weighing on him, perhaps cheating and he can't come out and say it so he's talking about other irrelevant wrongdoings.

Scared my mare will breech. HELP!!?

She won't breach. aaccm (sorry I know I totally just butchered that) gave a great answer. Fescue toxicity causes agalactia and red bag. If it were my mare I'd do whatever I could to make sure someone would be there when she foals because if she does have red bag someone needs to cut it open asap or the foal will suffocate. Your mare will be fine, although if she does have red bag she's at risk for infection, however infections like that are easily cleared up with antibiotics and such. Just make sure if she has it at home you have the vet out as soon as possible.

Are Dogs and Primates related?

Are there any videos you know of which shows a monkey/ape/chimp playing with a dog? I er... need it for ...research and stuff

Do you ever wonder if the thing we know as "Life" is actually an illusion?

Everyday I wonder if this thing called "life" is actually a dream and when I "go to sleep" and "dream" Im actually alive and in life. Your mind itself can put you in prision or its own mental instition. I know i have been there. If the galaxy and life is infinite, it makes you weirded out to think, because we are only so big, but are we really, not compared to ants. It's all about perspective.

How do creationists explain endogenous retroviruses?

I would call that natural progression. You can believe in God and natural progression or endogenous retroviruses, or anything else concerning nature. God is the Creator of all things in heaven and in earth.

Is it normal for a mother to speak?

to her younger daughter about menstrusation, and what do they say? Why not the father or older brother? Because they haven't experienced periods? Most of us haven't experienced an earthquake, but we can imagine what they are like.

Is the thought of dying beautiful?

just imagine your not a swimmer and jump into a lake thats deep and you are struggling to get out and all of a sudden you start to die is that beautiful?

How could someone possibly not believe in evolution?

I'm beginning to think believing they are a grand Creator's pet makes them feel so special and that 'coming from stinky apes' means they aren't. Of course, we are not 'a stinky ape.'

What can be done about a step parent being way out of line?

My ex and I have joint custody of two children. My ex's wife filled out the children's school registration form and put herself down as having custody with my ex, she put me down for authorized pick up. She also put a wrong phone number down for me to be contacted in case of emergency. She signs the childrens school papers including consent for health screening. She has told my ex to tell me that our son's Dr. Apt. was canceled. When I called the Dr. office they told me it was not. My ex does whatever she wants so I can't ask him to help this situation, he wants me out of the picture as much as she does. He was arrested with my 8 year old in tow, he had her called to pick him up. It was almost a year before I found out about this.

Catching a stray/feral cat?

In my friends neighborhood, there are literally hundred of cats. She lives in a townhouse area, and the cats love to go into the crawl spaces, they live there. The cats will bathe in the sun on peoples porches during the day, and they are always really scared when approached. Except one cat, which is really more of a kitten, that just kinda walks away, he/she doesn't sprint away like the others. This cat, which I have personally named Henry, is skinny. What's odd about it is that the cats will sit on one persons porch, then when they get scared, they run around the edge of the building (the house that they lay on is the second to last house in the row of townhouses, so it isn't far) and into one of the back porch type areas. Every home has one, they are about jail cell sized and fenced in. The cats will run into the last house's (the last house in the row of houses, the neighbor to the house that the cats sit on) back porch type thing. If you look in the house that they ran to's back porch, you see a wide open crawl space. Anyway, they live there. There is about 3-4 cats that I have seen that live there. One, is, of course, Henry. He seems really nice, and you can tell that he most likely is a stray and not just a feral cat. For the last two days I've been chilling on the other side of the fence, waiting for a chance to catch him. Today I brought him some food, and stuck it threw the gate. The gate is locked, I have tried to open it...It doesn't budge. He'll just sit there and intently listen to my voice as I talk to him. Though he is still a little skeptical of me, you can tell, he is still better with me than I would imagine with anyone else. I want to catch him, for the fact that he in so skinny, and that he deserves a better life than to live in the wild. I read somewhere that wild cats only live for a maximum of 4 years. He will sit on the other side of the gate, in arms reach, you know, if the fence wasn't there. Today I nearly got him to eat out of my hand, before I just gave up and gave him the food threw the gate. I know that once my family, or Megans family, (my friend that lives in the townhouses) sees the cat, they'll immediately decide to keep it. They would never have the heart to just tell us to send it back to the wild. I understand that the cat could be dangerous, and I don't care. I'm positive that when we get the money, and I'm talking about if we were to keep the cat, we'll take him/her to the vet and try to get it's vaccines and get the kitty all set up. So my question really is how should I go about catching it without it hating or being frightened of me forever. I know that some of you might think that it is a bad idea, but I know what "animal control" does when it gets strays. I will simply not stand for it. I'm not calling, no matter what the situation turns out to be. Well, thanks.

WHY DOES HE LOOK AT ME!?

Its really weird because I keep marking how many times this person keeps looking at me during class. I mean yeah Ive heard he likes me and yeah we've slowdanced 6 times at the valentines dance and all..But...Does he like me? We were watching Space Chimps for french class to end our unit of space and when I laughed he'd look at me STRIGHT in the eye and as soon as I look hed quickly turn away. When I try to mouth words to my friend which sits at the back, and he sits behind me while I'm talking to her my eye catches him looking at me. He flutters and looks down at his paper..Is this a sign he likes me?

Christians: since only humans can have a soul...?

Would a cross-breed between a human and a chimp have a soul too? If that product is further crossed with humans or chimpanzees, at which point would a descendent have a soul (or not have a soul for that matter)???

What do you think about gay childrens books? Are there any out there?

I mean like picture book age childrens books. Is there any rules against gay childrens books? With homosexual relationships in it...Are there any already?? If there were childrens books with homosexual themes(such as why its not a bad thing to have gay/lesbian parents, etc.) would you read them to your children, nephews or neices?

WHY DOES HE LOOK AT ME!?

Its really weird because I keep marking how many times this person keeps looking at me during class. I mean yeah Ive heard he likes me and yeah we've slowdanced 6 times at the valentines dance and all..But...Does he like me? We were watching Space Chimps for french class to end our unit of space and when I laughed he'd look at me STRIGHT in the eye and as soon as I look hed quickly turn away. When I try to mouth words to my friend which sits at the back, and he sits behind me while I'm talking to her my eye catches him looking at me. He flutters and looks down at his paper..Is this a sign he likes me?

Should I use a wheelchair? ?

Well I was in a wheelchair up until just recently... I have RSD/CRPS along with other medical issues too and I was in a wheelchair until I spent 6 weeks in Dallas childrens hospital and they got me out of it, but walking and everything makes my pain worse so I don't go a lot of places and do a lot because of this and at the childrens hospital all they did was make things worse because they did not know enough about RSD/CRPS! So should I just go back to using a wheelchair?

Does Vancouver even have cops?

Because I keep seeing video footage of Vancouver fans riot like chimps and no cops in sight. Vancouver looks more like Libya now.

I Find It Comforting To Imagine That Someone's Watching Me...?

Yeah, this is nornal if you keep it up then u will be good at life . Just keep up wat you are doing.

HOW TO GET OVER HIM? So awkward ...:(?

If you, for a fact, know he isn't interested in you move on. you should't be wasting your time on something that will not work, I bet theres someone else thats interested in you and well worth your time.

Where are some of the best haunted places to visit in the U.S?

I've been to the old jail in Tenn.and i've been to the dead childrens playground in Alabama,where are some other good places?thanks!

Place to interact with apes?

Is there anywhere in the US (northeast preferably) where someone can go and "meet" and interact with apes (chimps, gorillas, orangutans) even for a few minutes.

How to date a girl online?

I did some on-line dating before I remarried. The problem you have is that the girl only sees what you present on your profile and has to make a judgment about whether or not to go out. If you don't have a car, you won't appear to be stable and girls will think you are a sponge. You want to put your best foot forward and make the best impression because you may only get one shot. So, buy a car and a cell phone before you do the on-line dating thing and be ready to walk when you come across some of the mental basket cases that are out there. I had good and bad experiences. When it was all said and done, I married someone I have known all of my life. There is no substitute for knowing someone before getting involved.

I can't think sexually of people I'm close to?

I have a somewhat strange case. I'm a 17 year old male and I've been in what would be best called dysthymia for years, and I have depressive episodes over the most minor of things. I have never dated and I have had remarkably few crushes in my life. The thing is, I can't feel sexual attraction to anyone that I'm close to. I have mostly female friends, and although I can say that some of them are attractive, I am not sexually attracted to any of them, and I could never date them. I am very close with some of my female friends, in fact, all of my best friends are female, and with one exception, females are the only people I can confide in. That said, I confide in relatively few people. Of the relatively few crushes that I have had, I've only ever told anyone about two of them, and only after much prodding. I always hold in immense fear what would happen if said person found out I had a crush on them. This is strange, as I convey a rather quirky, unconventional persona and rarely care at all what most people think of me. I have toyed with the idea that I am asexual, but this isn't the case. I masturbate occasionally and sometimes (rarely) I watch internet porn. I honestly feel mildly attracted to both men and women, but I would never act on my attraction to men; I am primarily attracted to women and would identify myself as straight. (I sort of identify with the Kinsey scale of sexuality, on which I would be more on the straight side but still mixed.) But, I still cannot imagine entering into a romantic or sexual relationship with anyone that I am close to. I alternate between hating meeting new people and being a social butterfly with new people, the former being more common. I have always wanted to get married and have kids, but I've always pictured the marriage as more a very close friendship, and I have only rarely thought of the sexual elements. In a few cases, even dating back to 2nd-3rd grade, I have outright rejected romantic attempts from close female friends, because I was incapable of thinking of them that way. In short, WHAT THE F--K IS WRONG WITH ME?

HELP! My sons father is taking me to court for FULL CUSTODY!!?

I am 22 year old single mother of a 2 year old boy, my sons father is 23 years old and we both have shared custody of our son but here is the problem.. He is taking me to court for FULL CUSTODY I got a knock on my door at around 11AM in the morning from his LITTLE SISTER giving me court papers and I didn't handle it very well so I broke down crying infront of her and asking her why she stated for me to ask her brother. The papers showed that he filed for court on me on MAY 12, But I got the papers MAY 31st !!! He gave it to me late notice and court was about 26 days away from that date, I have court on June 30th at 11AM. I live in Canada Toronto, Ontario. I breastfed my son for 5 months, I lived with my mother since my son was 1 years old and then got my own apartment after that but before that i was living with my mother and she was helping me with everything, I took my son to all his doctors appointments, I had him full time since he was 3 months old and after that his father had him for the weekends I was nice enough to do that for him, He NEVER PAYED CHILD SUPPORT only until we had an incident that happened on my sons birthday when I punched my sons father in the face because he said something horrible to me that I couldn't take in, him and his sister both forcefully took me out of the car (his sisters car) and tried driving off wiht my son in the car I called the police and the call turned out on me because him and sister stated i punched him in the face while she was driving and me and my son were in the back seat. The police asked them if they wanted to press charges on me and they said No, and they asked if my sons father was paying child support and he said no and they said he needs to start! I am not going to lie and say that did not happen it did but i appologized but because she told the police that they got childrens aid involved but the lady came to my house hold and she seen that my apartment was CLEAN there was food in the FRIDGE AND CUBBOARDS, and that my son was well taken care of. I am not rich I am on assistant since I WAS a full time mother. in December my sons father took my son to MEXICO he begged me and I told him no (reason because i felt my son was to young of age and i was afraid of all the sickness or dangers he can go through) he got his parents who reside in Mexico to call me and I said yes because they were begging for about an hour on the phone) I signed the papers for him to leave the country just to be nice. before that in October 2010 he automatically took my son from me full time and put him in daycare without my consent! and I ended up having him on the weekends ever since and still do. I missed some weekends but only because I am looking for work! I haven't found work yet but I am trying and I want my son to be with me Mon-Fri and his fathers to have him on the weekends I am a good mother there is no reason for me to not have my son, I do not do drugs or alcohol or believe in abuse! He has money I am on welfare how will I win this case my sons fathers girlfirend (that he cheated on me with when i was 7 and half months pregnant is on the daycare papers and she picks my son up from daycare. I don't work and my sons father lives with his sisters in a condo and works a 9-5 Job so I have no clue of why he wants my son full time I can have more time with my son as I do not work! he lied on the court papers and said my house is DIRTY, I have no FOOD, and that my hallway stinks of marijuana (my neighbors smoke alllllll daay) and stinks up the hallway. My house is CLEAN, and I do have food in the fridge I make sure to put breakfast lunch and dinner on the table at ALL times when my son is with me! I spoke with my sons father and he even appologized to me for assuming that i do not have food and all that stuff but he said he wants mondays to fridays and that he wants me to have weekends, but on the court papers he put SOLE CUSTODY and said I can only have SUPERVISED VISITS as if I am some crack head or something! Even my mother had to tell him he is in the wrong but he is doing this for his girlfirend and his sisters because if he was doing what was best for his son he would know mom is best for fulltime care giver! he even put the incident of when I punched him in his face on the court papers !! I spoke with him the other day and he said he would not take me to court if we can have a decent agreement so instead of going looking for a lawyer I left it alone, but he told me just 2 days ago that he will be taking me and that he will see me in court and that he has a GOOD lawyer and that I do too and I told him I don't have a lawyer and he said oh well see you there and hanged up on me ! Court is on thursday.........I have NO Lawyer, No nothing.. the onlly thing I have is witness what am I to do and I haven't seen my son in 2 weeks he is KEEPING MY SON FROM ME! I feel like breaking down what am I to do what can I do they are going to take everything from me!

My feet are too big for childrens sizes and toosnall for womens sizes?

my feet are size 4 or3 in australian childrns sizes and my feet are too small for womens sizes and i cant find decent shoes for my feet that are not babyish what can i do and is there a special shop for females with tiny feet?!?!?! in length, my feet are 22cm (8.5in.) i get teased a lot for the size of my feet and its not nice and i hate it. is there an excercise that can enlarge my feet? and my body is very disproportionate i have long torso short legs fat legs skinny torso small feet very short one ear sticking out and i get teased a lot. is thereanytjing inccando about my problems?

Do principled stances have any place in mainstream American politics?

The last few years I've been reading a lot of left libertarian/right libertarian, anarchist, Austrian economics, Keynesian economics philosophies... and it's made me wonder a little bit why it took me so long to be exposed to a lot of these ideas. Then I switch on the mainstream news and see left and right pundits basically having debates with each other that is the intellectual equivalent of chimps at the zoo throwing poop. Is there any hope for intelligent debate in the mainstream and thus a more critically thinking population or will we as a culture stick to poop throwing?

Why are chimpanzees so much stronger than humans?

I have always wondered this. Humans are so closely related to chimps but somehow chimps are much stronger than humans. I just received an answer to one of my questions regarding weight lifting. Someone made a comment that no matter how strong we think we are, chimpanzees are much stronger and even a weak chimp could put an extremely strong human to shame in a contest of strength. Why is this?

How much do you spend on childrens Christmas presents?

I spent about three hundred and fifty last year but regretted it on xmas day because she went horrible and spoilt. I think it was too much for her so I blame myself and wont do that again!

Spiritually speaking, is this proof God didn't create us?

Your question is invalid as you state incorrectly that we are only SLIGHTLY better than chimps. Last time I looked, chimps were still living in trees, could not talk, had not yet invented the wheel or mastered heavier than air transport or space travel or drive by restaurants or how to use a computer. I feel that we are significantly better.

Need ideas for events :)?

You have to think really big! A highly publicised world record attempt is often a great way to go. Get a copy of the guiness book of records and start looking up records that take masses of people to break. Next contact your local council and see where you can hold an event like that in your town. Tell them what it's for and if you need a hall or large open space. Get the local press and radio involved early on they might have people who can help you organise and will at least give you loads of free publicity. If any high profile people have relatives in the same unit approach them directly and try to get them involved. Go to every business in your town big and small and let them know what you're doing. If there is a big charity linked to the unit get them involved early as well. Take any help anyone will give you whether it's money, goods, people or skills to help you organise what you are doing. Never turn down anything you can use. Think really big and advertise! Hope this helps. :-)

I'm in big trouble!!!!!!!!!?

Alright heres the deal My ex girlfriend (17) and I (18) broke up 5 months ago because she cheated on me, I wanted to forgive her but she couldn't forgive herself so she said she needed time and I was obviously hurt but agreed to this because I didn't want to lose her because I love her more than anything. But over the past 5 months we've been talking every night on the phone and we'd developed a much closer relationship. Now the problem is her best friend doesn't like me, never has and never will (for absolutely no reason at all) her friend is somewhat on the larger side of life and my friend told me to imagine next time I was out with them both to imagine her friend getting married to a chocolate cake ( I know it may not sound very funny but if you take the time to appreciate it, then its fairly hilarious!) any who I imagined this next time I was out with them which was the next day cause it was fresh in my mind and needless to say I sh@t myself laughing (not literally) and then I was talking to my ex on the phone that night and she asked me why I was laughing and I told her that my friend made up the joke about her friend and I was laughing at that I couldn't help it etc, I have the sense of humor of a 4 year old but she said I'm a pri*k and she never wants to speak to me again. and I got a big long hate message from her friend. so my question is how do I go about earning forgiveness cause she seems fairly hell bent on not giving it to mr and I can't stand to lose her I love her so much!

Is it possible for a human and a chimp/bonobo/orangutan to have children together?

We are so close genetically that you would think so, horses and donkeys are completely different species and they have offspring, so do wolves and coyotes, etc.

Disappearing boyfriend saids Im childish?

My so called boyfriend has disappeared twice in the last month and a half. Our arguments are over his lack of employment. Its been eight months and he still makes little or no attempt to gain employment. He sometimes does odd jobs and I see none of that. I dont need his money, its the effort I looking for. I do not allow him to live with me due to his lack of employment. In the past one and a half months he disappeared on me twice for two weeks at a time. Within this time frame I made plans to go away with my childrens father. We are sharing hotel cost. I was a little sad about my boyfriends disapperance and decieded I should go out of town for a few days to gain a decent perspective in this relationship and the misery its been causing me. My boyfriend shows back up and doesnt want me to go. I told him tough! He said Im being childish and playing a tic for a tac but I feel he deseves whatever he get for taking the relationship for granted. Especially for such a long period of time. My question is this...should I have dumped him in the first place? Since Im still hanging out with him, should I cancel the trip? I still like being with him, I just dont take the relationship serious anymore. Why is he so pissed off and cant see my point?

Which is your favorite quote out of these?

Lol is all of them an option cause they all apply to a problem in my life now. If I had to choose I would pick the 4th one because it motivates me to take that emotion that I feel when I read it and actually call the bast@rd that is breaking my heart and tell him what I'm too weak to say.

How can I convince my mum to buy me a cat?

Tell your sister to earn the money herself. Your mother shouldn't have to buy her anything if she doesn't want to. Plus pets in the pet shop often are from backyard breeders, and have health and behavioral issues.

Apparently it's a really bad idea to ask security guards to help you find your car? Never appear lost or dumb?

You sound paranoid and perhaps delusional much of what you shared here has no basis in reality - I suggest you need professional help.

How do Aboriginal Dancers evoke such eloquence when dancing in the performing arts section of theatre?

I know when I see aboriginals dancing in the performing arts it sparks interest and a need to see more of their story and what they imagine life to be if everything was perfect and how they'd like things to be if it was possible.

Evolutionist: are we racist because chimps don't have equal rights?

Speciesist would be the word you're looking for, but no we aren't speciesist. Chimps don't have the same capacity to reason that we do, nor do they have the same impulse control. They are also much stronger than humans, which is why when we study them in captivity we keep them behind bars or Plexiglas. Is it discriminatory to keep severely mentally disabled people in care homes? No, because they don't have the same capacity to reason that we do, and some don't have the same impulse control.

Considering the truth behind evolution?

Why can't we prove this theory and why if we came from chimps did we evolve out of our natural warm outer coating of fur which protected us from cold to no fur? When did we begin covering with clothes and how many years did the evolving beings have to freeze before they were smart enough to cloth themselves? It seems like adapting and evolving aren't working together. Shouldnt it be the other way around?

Could some of you Creationists explain to me why being related to a chimp is insulting?

Since chimps are superior to humans and humans are quite depraved compared to chimps, it is insulting to us chimps to be compared to humans.

If you have an expensive/luxury car, are you more likely to be a victim of vandalism, theft, etc?

Yes and no. Depends on where you live and how nice of a car it is. If you live in a like the ghetto watch out

If Evolution happens, how come we don't see humans coming out of chimps and chimps coming out of humans?

Evolution ruled out the fact that genetic programming cannot change this is seen in DNA as there are "markers" in DNA that is exactly the same as any other animal on the face of this earth. The parts that make us human and an animal an animal. Thus it cannot change for if it does change by the slightest margin every aspect of it changes with it including its offspring. Thus Evolution is a fallacy apes never evolved into humans they just evolved as “improved apes” humans was always humans we just got better at being human.

Why do tax brackets work this way why is it that a Rich/Wealthy person the first few 000 dollars may be taxed?

Do you covet your neighbors husband ? How about their car? This class war crap is pure Marxx BS. What is my incentive to do anything if your going to take 3/4 of my earnings? Just move to CUBA. They have no rich at all. They took 100% of the wealth.

How is DJ PON-3 pronounced?

So here's something I can't quite figure out. Most of you bronies out there will probably know who Vinyl Scratch is, and also know her as DJ PON-3. My question is how is it pronounced? I've seen people say it as DJ PON-E, DJ PON-three, DJ pony, basically any way you can imagine it said. I know in the Equestria Girls video her name was pronounced as DJ PON-three, but I didn't know if that was how it was supposed to be pronounced or if that was just to add emphasis to the number. Could someone please tell me how it's pronounced? Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.

Why do i lose weight eating more meals?

when you eat more meals your bodies learns not to store extra fat because it knows it will get another sorce of nutrients sooner than if you ate 3 meals a day. Go to google and look up '6 meal a day nutrition' and read any of the heath blogs or papers

Is it possible that a flu could make your period come late?

Hi I'm a virgin and 16,way about 115 pounds and yesterday I got like a flu/cold...I've been taking childrens allegra ! It usually does make my tummy hurt..and my period should be popping up soon between today n the 29th..I also had stomach pains n cramps in my side while I was n bed last night.that could either be from my period about to come or the medicine.I was just wounding if being sick or taking this medicine will affect my period timing ? Thanks a lot..

Am I having OCD or any other mental illness?

Unfortunately, yes. I'm no doctor, but I have OCD as well. It's not fun. The reason you are constantly washing your hands is because you are getting anxiety. Basically, if you don't wash your hands, you feel like you are going to get germs, so in order to relieve that feeling, you wash your hands, constantly or take too many showers. The reason you are questioning your sexuality is because you are afraid you might be homosexual or that you won't get to date a guy but don't worry about that. The sexuality thought is probably not OCD but it possibly could. The washing hands/shower to much thing is unfortunately OCD.

How would you stop a swat team from...?

Ok, imagine if you will, that you belong to a minority and that you live in a small, racist town. Now, let us say, that you come under suspicion for a murder that you did not commit but the police, being corrupt, decide they want to finger you for the crime. Sadly, people have been charged with crimes they did not commit simply because the color of their skin---one merely needs to watch a few Lifetime movies to know this is true. But to get back to my story, see. Let's say they obtain a search warrant to search your house for the purpose of planting some evidence in your house (say the weapon found at the crime scene---maybe they intend to toss it underneath your mattress and are going to pretend to "find" it there. And you know they intend to do this and you know that even though your finger prints aren't on this weapon they intend to frame you with, it will be enough for the jury to send you away for life. Now, the question is, they're at your door, pounding and demanding to be let in. What do you do? The best thing I could think of, would be to have my lawyer there with me and I would demand that I be allowed to remain in the house while they search in order to record it on camera. Because legally, if they have a search warrant, you can't stop from coming in. What would you do?

Hi during of the Cold War,is it true that the Soviets used chimp monkeys as astronauts & suicide combatants?

Both the USA and Russia used chimps in space, not sure about suicide combatants******************************…

Pregnant, depress and suicidal ( second pregnancy).?

This is actually odd enough..normal! My eldest sister went through the same thing! Go see your doctor as soon as possible though! With everything seeming to stress you out, it could cause a miscarriage. I'm no doctor, but I highly recommend you go see yours! He/She could describe you with a safe anti-depressant (My sister had got these described) which will/should help! Other then that, get SOMEONE you feel comfortable enough with and talk to them..keep a diary &write some stuff that you are thankful for and things that make you happy! I hope within time and medication these feelings WILL go away! You're are growing a human in you after all..you should feel powerful! I really hope the best &congrats!

Taekwondo childrens class?

My son (age 5) has just had an introductory class (which he loved) however I have been told it will cost �35 a month (includes uniform though) for a 45 min weekly session. There will also be an additional �25 (every 2/3 months for grading) I was wondering whether this was a fair price as I have never had any martial arts training and so have no idea what to expect, I only work part time so its seems a lot but would pay it if reasonable as son is sooooo excited

Why did chimpanzees get screwed over in the evolutionary chain?

If humans and chimps shared a common ancestor, then humans got intelligence and chimps got strength. I read that chimps were 5 to 8 times the strength of a human. Humans are much much more intelligent that any chimp in existence. Humans are also the smartest creatures on the planet. (Don't say dolphins because that is still unconfirmed.) It also seems that humans get to stand up and walk on two legs while chimps still "crawl". If anyone can tell me why there are still chimps and why they aren't humans or at least a type of human.

How strong are chimpanzees?

They are much stronger than humans, partly because their muscles are attached to the bones differently than ours, giving them more mechanical advantage than we have. For example, your biceps are attached to the bone about an inch from the joint, while a chimp's bicep is attached farther from the joint, allowing it to have more strength, despite the smaller size and the smaller muscles. This difference holds true throughout the comparisons between people and chimps. This is why, even though they are about half our size, they can rip us apart if they want to.

Cousin Reported to CSB / CPS for substance abuse while pregnant. ADVICE?

Ok My cousin who is 21. She is 8 months pregnant. She smoked weed during her pregnancy. She was under alot of stress not having a place to live and a drug addict/abusive boyfriend. First off I KNOW what she did was wrong, but I believe people make mistakes and need help sometimes, she is not someone who uses heavy drugs and she is a good person. Well she had been living at a shelter The shelter did a drug test which she failed. She was told it would be reported to childrens services and they would test her baby when it was born and she was kicked out of the shelter. Im assuming it will be in the babys sytem because she is due in 3 weeks. my question is what should she do in regards to childrens services if she wants to keep her baby. She has a support sytem, Me and My mother and step father, She seperated from her boyfriend. She has a job she is still working today and she is on a waiting list for low income housing. She has also had good prenatal care since 9 weeks pregnant and never missed an appointment.will all this look good to CSB(CPS)? And if she has no prior record what so ever and baby tests positive for THC will they take her?

Why do Humans hate normal animals like Snakes so much, but not the 1 species that deserves to be hated, Humans?

Speak for yourself. I wouldn't help a human do a thing after the treatment I got from them. As for animals, I donate to many causes for them.

I'm very self absorbed and can't stop thinking about myself?

It's like a disease. All day long all I think about is my personality, my characteristics, my place in life, the way I look, how people think of me, I go so far as to imagine my friends having conversations about me. I love people, honestly, and I try to help people as much as I can. But sometimes I do something good and all I think about is how good others will see me now. Please help me, I'm sick of it.

I want to learn how to dance.?

i have always wanted to dance. i am not flexible but i do kicks around the house and i stretch every night. i am 13 but if i want to dance will they put me in a childrens class? because i have never danced before in a class. so help me out!!!

Am I gay? How do I pray to make this go away?

I was sitting down and then my friend sits next to me and my pants feel very tight and I keep imagining him wearing a dress and playing in a bubble bath.

Child Custody....Again.?

As stated in previous questions. I have been divorced from my ex husband for about 3 years. We have two children together. During the past three years, he has disappeared, (we live in NC), for weeks on end, going to California to help a friend grow and harvest weed, he took several trips to Michigan. He would disappear and not see his kids for weeks, sometimes months. Child support was another battle. Some weeks he would pay $100, others $20, sometimes I wouldnt see child support at all, the longest time span with none was 9 months straight. When he was, in town, and it worked for him to see his kids, I would take them, pack all the clothes, and go pick them up. He doesnt have a license and is "self-employed". He was living with "friends" I went to get the kids on several occasions, and found marijuana hanging in the kitchen, pipes on coffee tables, beer bottles and cans everywhere. He finally agreed to only watch the kids at his dad's, however the children tell me he sleeps in, they call me at 1, 2, 3am. They tell me he doesnt fix them dinner. Nothing. I recently got remarried to a US Marine. I called my ex to explain, that we would be moving on base. Which is 6 hours away from him. Suddenly after 3 years of this behavior he had an issue with it, and threatened court. I offered to bring the kids to him every school break he agreed. We moved, the kids love the school, their grades improved, money isnt an issue. Their father stated he would call them all the time. In 7 weeks hes called 3 times. He also wants me to reliquish him from ever paying child support again. 3 days ago, I took them to him for school break as promised. Tonight my daughter (12) was left at home with no adult, she cut her bangs, and dyed her blonde hair pink and black, with material my ex-husbands girl friend bought her. My son (9) was with my ex and his girlfriend at a party out until 1:15am. My daughter had not ate dinner, and when I called my ex he said all was normal. He claims I had no reason to be upset with him, and that he was a great father. And if I continued he would go to court and sue for full custody, and get it. He said my daughters actions we my fault, and that I had uprooted their lives and he could get full custody no problems. My basic question is, my husband and I are very concerned about the childrens well-being with him, and want to know if it seems possible for us to achieve full custody, or possibly even my husband adopting our kids. My ex is unstable, does marijuana, admits openly to doing LSD, and mushrooms, has no license, doesn't pay child support. and hasnt shown income in 3 years. Is there anyway we can get full custody or rights to these kids?

How to remind yourself that you can be hurt when feeling invincible?

first of just to clarify my psych currently thinks I am in a mixed state and i have been diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder. I'm currently feeling very invicible and impervious to harm while at the same time wanting to feel pain etc. as you can imagine this is very dangerous as I get moments where I want to walk out in front of cars or jump off buildings etc. how can I stop myself from doing this and reduce these urges? Thanks in advance.

Why does my 3 year old understand Evolution better than most religious Adults who believe in Creationism?

Because religions teach people that it is a good thing to think like a child, and not a smart child, either.

Would the leftists of today have rolled over for the British in the 1770s?

My goodness, now it's "if you don't like paying more taxes you're not patriotic.". Can you imagine these people back then? "Oh thank you Mr. King, let me write that check for those new taxes you just imposed, after all I want to be patriotic!!"

I lost a wrestling match to my family's pet chimpanzee and its a GIRL! Should I give up my man card? lmao?

You have a pet chimpanzee? WOW. :P anyway, no its not shameful that she managed to wrestle you out quick. Chimpanzees are pretty strong, really. I don't think you would be able to hang from trees and swing your whole weight tree to tree, would you? ;) So relax, its nothing to worry about, it was her instinct to get in a monkey fight with you, and they are much stronger, male or female, so just .....relax :)

Does Childrens Hospital Of Detroit handle transgender cases?

I live about 40 minutes from the hospital, and was wondering if they handle transgender cases. Anyone know? It would be appreciated.

Is there any jobs in the real world to do with espionage?

Is there any job in the real world that would be close to what most people imagine to be a spy. I would love to travel to other countries but I also want to have a purpose to traveling and the thought of espionage is just really cool. If anyone could help please do.

Could my strange middle aged relative have Autism?

She says she has always believed in fairies, she laughs hysterically at childrens' jokes that are no funnier than knock knock jokes and says everyone else has no sense of humour when they dont laugh. She is a bit like a witch, who thinks she is right all the time, and other people are inferior. She is slow minded. She is always frowning.

Why do Humans constantly make all those WEIRD distorted faces & deranged Hyena noises every time they kill?

Is taking the life of another being really so funny to these psycho Baboon-Chimps that it just naturally warps their faces like a black hole?

Childrens dual citizenship for brazil?

U.S. law does not address the matter of dual citizenship; it is neither condoned/allowed nor forbidden/outlawed, so no American officials is going to "force you" to choose citizenship when you turn 21. However, I am unfamiliar with Brazilian law; you should seek information from a Brazilian consulate in the U.S.

Can we convert the language dolphins and chimps use into English?

I mean it would almost be like knowing the mind of an animal since what they say is a refection of what they think.

Do creationists reject the idea that safety and effects of drugs etc. could be tested?

It is wrong to test on chimps, but the creationists would say God made chimps like that to trick people.

Seeking out Great Ornithologists still living.?

Well, Bill Clinton happens to have a great program for interns. Your degree will get you nowhere, riding Bill's sausage might be a good career move

What would happen if chimps learned to communicate with humans properly in sign language?

They'd express their anguish and despair of being locked up in zoos and science experiment subjects....I imagine.

I am a widow, aged 42. When should I remove my wedding ring?

I don't want to remove it. I love my husband and don't imagine moving on at all and finding someone else. But it's a way for a person to know if another is single. There doesn't seem to be any information around to tell you what to do. I know that everyone is different and I feel very much married still, even though he isn't with me. It's not really a problem. I want to wear it. I just don't want to live forever on my own and want one day to attract someone. I hope one day that I will want that and not live the rest of my life, knowing that the best of my love life was over when I was still quite young. I'd love to have advice from someone in my position about what to do. I have a young son, aged 13, who is such great company. But one day he'll flee the nest. At the moment, I live my life to the full and do so much to make sure that I live it as my husband would want me to. So don't worry about me on that score.

Guardian angel/angel question?

Pray..... He won't answer with words but he will listen to u! Ask god to watch over him and if he could talk to u just one more time.. even if it is in just a dream! He will answer... Believe me! My grandpa died and I feel him watching over me :)

What animals are HIV vaccines/therapies tested on?

I can only imagine that Chimps are used to test different possible HIV "cures" such as vaccines and therapies, but Im not sure. Would anyone know what animal or what kind of chimp is used and why?

My friend keeps ditching me for her boyfriend? & we're fighting...?

You won't sound like a whiny kid, just explain to her how she would feel if it were her. Say, "How would you feel if I just canceled our plans to go hang out with my boyfriend. Then how would you feel?" Things like that. Put her in your shoes! If she doesn't apologize to you, she's not worth it. Good luck!

Question about Chromosomes and Evolution?

Chimps, gorillas, and bonobos have 48 chromosomes. Humans have 46 chromosomes. Evolution says that 2 of the chromosomes of our ancient ape ancestor "fused", and thats how we got 46. But when i do the math, if 2 of the chromosomes fused to make 1 chromosome, wouldn't we have 47 chromosomes? I mean, technically, our ancestor only 'lost' 1 chromosome, right?

Anybody know this song? girl dating a chimp in the video?

hey, I was looking for a song I heard a while ago I cant really remember anything about the song but in the video there is a girl who works at a zoo and she ends up dating a chimp and then it smashes up a party and gets arrested. thanks for your time!

Why do tax brackets work this way why is it that a Rich/Wealthy person the first few 000 dollars may be taxed?

because the more money you have the less you notice when you are taxed, for instance if tax was $1 and you had $1 million compared to if you only had $10

Do you ever wonder if the thing we know as "Life" is actually an illusion?

Everyday I wonder if this thing called "life" is actually a dream and when I "go to sleep" and "dream" Im actually alive and in life. Your mind itself can put you in prision or its own mental instition. I know i have been there. If the galaxy and life is infinite, it makes you weirded out to think, because we are only so big, but are we really, not compared to ants. It's all about perspective.

Could my dog be sick?

My Mom was recently sick with allergies. After she got better,My dog started sneezing like crazy. i thought he was allergic to something but no its been 3 days. I gave him a drop of Childrens tylenol it doesnt help. should i take him to the vet or let him get better by himself?

How do blind people pick their profile picture?

wow you are one offensive person. first of all im sure they have someone TRUSTWORTHY to help thme when they are using the computer and many are capable of using a computer with out help. and if they cant then they wouldnt have a facebook profile now would they?

A japanese childrens book?

I am learning japanese and i thought reading a simple book would help. What is a nice story that i can read?

Blonde spotted python or childrens python?

You can't lose here. both are Antaresia maculosa, but different subspecies, so they are both Childrens Pythons. both are easy to handle and eat mice. so pick the color.you prefer because they are the same snake.

Does a Montana Supreme Court ruling now mean that climate science is now legally recognized as not settled?

The U.S. Supreme Court has already ruled that CO2 is a pollutant which the EPA has authority to control. Therefore the Montana decision means nothing in practical terms. The EPA can come in and force the citizens and businesses of Motana to limit CO2 emissions regardless of the factuality of global warming.

Siblings for Madelyn Grace and Sophia Elyse?

My sister has twin girls who are three named Madelyn Grace and Sophia Elyse. Shes pregnant and due August 29th but wanted a surprise so doesn't know whether shes having a boy or a girl. Based on these names what are cute for siblings? Also what do you think of childrens names? She says THANKS!!:)

Which of these classic Quotes most relates to you? (and your favourite)?

I've never heard any of these quotes, but I'd have to say..."A dog has got human eyes", especially after having seen the movie "Beverly Hills Chihuahua"! You forgot, "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on US!!" =) Oh, and I love the CAT! (Cuz I'm a Cat Person), (and not a LAWYER! like ole boy Harvey whatshisname says at the end of stupid TMZ...I hate TMZ!)

Good kids films from the 2000's?

i think road to terrabithia might fall into this sort of category. however i haven't seen any of these other films so i don't know if it's quite the same, also it's really sad.

Is there any jobs in the real world to do with espionage?

Is there any job in the real world that would be close to what most people imagine to be a spy. I would love to travel to other countries but I also want to have a purpose to traveling and the thought of espionage is just really cool. If anyone could help please do.

How do i get over my cheating childrens father? any good books for motivation?

Hi everyone, just a couple of weeks ago i found out that my boyfriend had sex with a female in MY home. i was able to get her and him to admit everything and in the end he told me he wants to still be with me but he wants to sleep with other women and that thats what hes going to do no matter what i say. a little info about me im 22 and we met when i was 16 and a virgin. i wasnt close to my family because of certain issues so i moved in with his when i was 17(hes 25 now). i guess we just met to young. he tells me that he loves me and he wants to marry me in a couple of years but right now he wants to be with me and a whole bunch of other women. everyone has been telling him that hes wrong but he just doesnt care...what kills me is that i consider his family as my own and now i feel like i have lost everything n everyone....we have a 3 yr old son and im about 5 months pregnant with twin boys. i guess we just met to young and hes an a**... i know i cant get him to stop cheating so i need a way to get over him. i would like to hear what you have to say and if you know about any books that will motivate me to be strong at this time i would appreciate it. thank you

The rights of Human Hybrids?

I really think you need to find a fantasy forum for this question. It doesn't fit in well with the reality of the politics and government forum.

My 360's disk drive has died. Will a replacement drive be recognized as a mod?

As long as it's purchased from Microsoft or a legit retailer, it will be recognized as legit. However, you will need to download reinstall all the updates that your old drive had. You will keep all of your achievements on Xbox Live; unfortunately, you'll lose all your saved games because those are stored locally.

Michelle obama and condi rice,who is prettier?

they're both tied for second prettiest. My crazy dog with an exclamation mark on his forehead is the prettiest...

What animals are HIV vaccines/therapies tested on?

I can only imagine that Chimps are used to test different possible HIV "cures" such as vaccines and therapies, but Im not sure. Would anyone know what animal or what kind of chimp is used and why?

Pregnant with a boy name help?

I have 3 year old twin girls Alexandra Elise and Katherine Juliet. I want something really masculine. We were thinking Maxwell Dean. What do you think? Does it "flow" well with my other childrens names?

Vegetarians/Vegans: Don't you find this interesting?

That wasn't what was happening in the video at all. That funny grunting you hear is chimp laughter, not crying. "conscience" thought? And you're confusing conscientious thought or Conscientiousness with consciousness. Animals don't exhibit conscientiousness.

Your morals/values versus someone who loves you. Which would you choose (long)?

I would not care about their beliefs. If they love me and i really love them back nothing should stand in the way...

How can i make this stupid dog stop humping?

Im dog sitting my neighbors dogs and the shitzu keeps humping the Maltiese. I yell his name and he gets off but he keeps on getting back on the maltiese. Im not staying over at their house so i cant imagine how much the shitzu humps the maltiese when im not there to repremand him. What should i do?

Do you know your childrens' secrets?

My mom guilts me into ttelling her mine. And she accidentally found out my biggest secret oone time....it was horrible

Is this a good start for my story? i'm only 13 and i don't write much.?

All eyes turned to me as I rose from my seat. Even the instructor looked shocked. Their eyes followed as I nervously walked towards the wooden door. This has never happened. Well, it has but never for someone like me. It was never to someone so… young. At first I thought it had been a mistake but when the intercom voice repeated I knew it wasn’t. “Annaliese 000 to floor B1” is what it said. It was unbelievable and I thought my mind was playing tricks on me. I had no idea what to expect. Few people go in and none have ever come out. The empty corridor went on and on practically endless but finally I came to the metal doors of the elevator. I pressed the call button and it lit orange. Seconds later I stepped inside and scanned the rows of buttons. Worn out, over-used buttons except for one, B1. I never imagined going down there. Will I be kicked out? Am I going to be promoted? Can an agent my age even be promoted yet? Before I could get too caught up with my scenarios I heard a ‘ding’ as the doors split.

What does my dream mean? I'm really confused. Serious answers only please.?

its probably just one of those dreams where you had it but it doesnt really mean anything... Or maybe you're just trying to tell yourself something?

HELP! My sons father is taking me to court for FULL CUSTODY!!?

I am 22 year old single mother of a 2 year old boy, my sons father is 23 years old and we both have shared custody of our son but here is the problem.. He is taking me to court for FULL CUSTODY I got a knock on my door at around 11AM in the morning from his LITTLE SISTER giving me court papers and I didn't handle it very well so I broke down crying infront of her and asking her why she stated for me to ask her brother. The papers showed that he filed for court on me on MAY 12, But I got the papers MAY 31st !!! He gave it to me late notice and court was about 26 days away from that date, I have court on June 30th at 11AM. I live in Canada Toronto, Ontario. I breastfed my son for 5 months, I lived with my mother since my son was 1 years old and then got my own apartment after that but before that i was living with my mother and she was helping me with everything, I took my son to all his doctors appointments, I had him full time since he was 3 months old and after that his father had him for the weekends I was nice enough to do that for him, He NEVER PAYED CHILD SUPPORT only until we had an incident that happened on my sons birthday when I punched my sons father in the face because he said something horrible to me that I couldn't take in, him and his sister both forcefully took me out of the car (his sisters car) and tried driving off wiht my son in the car I called the police and the call turned out on me because him and sister stated i punched him in the face while she was driving and me and my son were in the back seat. The police asked them if they wanted to press charges on me and they said No, and they asked if my sons father was paying child support and he said no and they said he needs to start! I am not going to lie and say that did not happen it did but i appologized but because she told the police that they got childrens aid involved but the lady came to my house hold and she seen that my apartment was CLEAN there was food in the FRIDGE AND CUBBOARDS, and that my son was well taken care of. I am not rich I am on assistant since I WAS a full time mother. in December my sons father took my son to MEXICO he begged me and I told him no (reason because i felt my son was to young of age and i was afraid of all the sickness or dangers he can go through) he got his parents who reside in Mexico to call me and I said yes because they were begging for about an hour on the phone) I signed the papers for him to leave the country just to be nice. before that in October 2010 he automatically took my son from me full time and put him in daycare without my consent! and I ended up having him on the weekends ever since and still do. I missed some weekends but only because I am looking for work! I haven't found work yet but I am trying and I want my son to be with me Mon-Fri and his fathers to have him on the weekends I am a good mother there is no reason for me to not have my son, I do not do drugs or alcohol or believe in abuse! He has money I am on welfare how will I win this case my sons fathers girlfirend (that he cheated on me with when i was 7 and half months pregnant is on the daycare papers and she picks my son up from daycare. I don't work and my sons father lives with his sisters in a condo and works a 9-5 Job so I have no clue of why he wants my son full time I can have more time with my son as I do not work! he lied on the court papers and said my house is DIRTY, I have no FOOD, and that my hallway stinks of marijuana (my neighbors smoke alllllll daay) and stinks up the hallway. My house is CLEAN, and I do have food in the fridge I make sure to put breakfast lunch and dinner on the table at ALL times when my son is with me! I spoke with my sons father and he even appologized to me for assuming that i do not have food and all that stuff but he said he wants mondays to fridays and that he wants me to have weekends, but on the court papers he put SOLE CUSTODY and said I can only have SUPERVISED VISITS as if I am some crack head or something! Even my mother had to tell him he is in the wrong but he is doing this for his girlfirend and his sisters because if he was doing what was best for his son he would know mom is best for fulltime care giver! he even put the incident of when I punched him in his face on the court papers !! I spoke with him the other day and he said he would not take me to court if we can have a decent agreement so instead of going looking for a lawyer I left it alone, but he told me just 2 days ago that he will be taking me and that he will see me in court and that he has a GOOD lawyer and that I do too and I told him I don't have a lawyer and he said oh well see you there and hanged up on me ! Court is on thursday.........I have NO Lawyer, No nothing.. the onlly thing I have is witness what am I to do and I haven't seen my son in 2 weeks he is KEEPING MY SON FROM ME! I feel like breaking down what am I to do what can I do they