Which of these classic Quotes most relates to you? (and your favourite)?

I've never heard any of these quotes, but I'd have to say..."A dog has got human eyes", especially after having seen the movie "Beverly Hills Chihuahua"! You forgot, "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on US!!" =) Oh, and I love the CAT! (Cuz I'm a Cat Person), (and not a LAWYER! like ole boy Harvey whatshisname says at the end of stupid TMZ...I hate TMZ!)