I lost a wrestling match to my family's pet chimpanzee and its a GIRL! Should I give up my man card? lmao?

You have a pet chimpanzee? WOW. :P anyway, no its not shameful that she managed to wrestle you out quick. Chimpanzees are pretty strong, really. I don't think you would be able to hang from trees and swing your whole weight tree to tree, would you? ;) So relax, its nothing to worry about, it was her instinct to get in a monkey fight with you, and they are much stronger, male or female, so just .....relax :)