How do i have a pet baby chimpanzee in a dorm?

i raise baby chimps until they are 5 years old, males begin puberty at around age 5. i have a 2 year old chimpanzee right now as a pet. i know this isnt aloud in dorms, but how easy would it be to hide it in a dorm so that it isnt caught during dorm inspections. its small, about 3 feet tall.